TIK TOK GOES THE CLOCK- A Doctor Who/Kesha Parody
Watching Doctor Who and the creepy dolls sing
Stuff about time and death and other weird things
Before I leave, pause the episode and think for a while
In Steven Moffats mind, killing is always in style
The Doctor has a new coat, coat
References to Rose, Rose
Mels is shot and starts to glow, glow
CD swapping and watching our favorite epi’s
The night sky’s gettin starry
Oh no, don’t kill… Roooory.
[chorus]
TICK TOCK GOES THE CLOCK
EVEN FOR THE DOC
DOC-TOR
PLEASE DON’T DIE
NOW YOU’RE MAKIN THE PONDS CRY
ASTRONAUTS, IN THEIR SUITS
THEY ARE AFTER YOU
OH
OHHHH-OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OHHHH
TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK
EVEN FOR THE DOC
RULE ONE, THE MOFFAT LIES
HE LIKES TO MAKE US ALL CRY
MELODY, WITH HER NICE BOOBS
SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU
OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OOOHH
Ain’t got a care in the world, but look a sonic cane!
Moffat what have you done how are we still sane
Some people say that Rory’s just a bumbling dad
But watch as he punches Hitler like a BAMF
I’m talking everybody getting, Moffucked
The plot threads are getting stuck, stuck,
Watch out for Hitler’s gun, you better all duck, duck
Now, we’re liveblogging till they kick us out
Or Tumblr shuts down
Till Tumblr shuts down,
Please don’t shut… down.
TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK
EVEN FOR THE DOC
DOC-TOR, PLEASE DON’T DIE
NOW YOU’RE MAKIN THE PONDS CRY
THE SILENCE, WITH THEIR SUITS
THEY ARE OUT TO KILL YOU
OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OHHHH
TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK
EVEN FOR THE DOC
RULE ONE, THE MOFFAT LIES
HE LIKES TO MAKE US ALL CRY
THAT BABY POND MAY BE CUTE
BUT SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU
OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OOOHH
You build me up, you shoot me down
I’m serious Moffat why did you kill him
How the fuck will you solve this
Moffat you’re a genius but really
you’re a genius but really
please air Sherlock already
[that’s an order, already]
Now the Song does stop but the story never ends.
TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK
EVEN FOR THE DOC
DOC-TOR, YOU JUST DIED
AND EVEN RORY CRIED
LITTLE RIVER, IN HER SUIT
I THINK SHE JUST KILLED YOU
OH-OH-OOOH-OH-OH-OH-OHHHH
TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK
EVEN FOR THE DOC
RULE ONE, THE MOFFAT LIES
HE LIKES TO MAKE US ALL CRY
THE SILENCE AND RIVER TOO
THEY ALL WANT TO KILL YOU
OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OOOHH
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is one of the most amazing things...have ever read! HAS SOMEONE SUNG THIS AT SOME POINT?
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WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?! I live under a rock even on tumblr, apparently.
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just bringin this back for the finale folks lol remember when i wrote this right after night terrors, i think -sniff-...
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