Sunday, September 4, 2011

TIK TOK GOES THE CLOCK- A Doctor Who/Kesha Parody

Watching Doctor Who and the creepy dolls sing

Stuff about time and death and other weird things

Before I leave, pause the episode and think for a while

In Steven Moffats mind, killing is always in style

The Doctor has a new coat, coat

References to Rose, Rose

Mels is shot and starts to glow, glow

CD swapping and watching our favorite epi’s

The night sky’s gettin starry

Oh no, don’t kill… Roooory.

[chorus]

TICK TOCK GOES THE CLOCK

EVEN FOR THE DOC

DOC-TOR

PLEASE DON’T DIE

NOW YOU’RE MAKIN THE PONDS CRY

ASTRONAUTS, IN THEIR SUITS

THEY ARE AFTER YOU

OH

OHHHH-OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OHHHH

TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK

EVEN FOR THE DOC

RULE ONE, THE MOFFAT LIES

HE LIKES TO MAKE US ALL CRY

MELODY, WITH HER NICE BOOBS

SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU

OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OOOHH

Ain’t got a care in the world, but look a sonic cane!

Moffat what have you done how are we still sane

Some people say that Rory’s just a bumbling dad

But watch as he punches Hitler like a BAMF

I’m talking everybody getting, Moffucked

The plot threads are getting stuck, stuck,

Watch out for Hitler’s gun, you better all duck, duck

Now, we’re liveblogging till they kick us out

Or Tumblr shuts down

Till Tumblr shuts down,

Please don’t shut… down.

TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK

EVEN FOR THE DOC

DOC-TOR, PLEASE DON’T DIE

NOW YOU’RE MAKIN THE PONDS CRY

THE SILENCE, WITH THEIR SUITS

THEY ARE OUT TO KILL YOU

OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OHHHH

TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK

EVEN FOR THE DOC

RULE ONE, THE MOFFAT LIES

HE LIKES TO MAKE US ALL CRY

THAT BABY POND MAY BE CUTE

BUT SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU

OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OOOHH

You build me up, you shoot me down

I’m serious Moffat why did you kill him

How the fuck will you solve this

Moffat you’re a genius but really

you’re a genius but really

please air Sherlock already

[that’s an order, already]


Now the Song does stop but the story never ends.

TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK

EVEN FOR THE DOC

DOC-TOR, YOU JUST DIED

AND EVEN RORY CRIED

LITTLE RIVER, IN HER SUIT

I THINK SHE JUST KILLED YOU

OH-OH-OOOH-OH-OH-OH-OHHHH

TICK TOCK, GOES THE CLOCK

EVEN FOR THE DOC

RULE ONE, THE MOFFAT LIES

HE LIKES TO MAKE US ALL CRY

THE SILENCE AND RIVER TOO

THEY ALL WANT TO KILL YOU

OH-OH-OHHHH-OH-OH-OOOHH

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Notes

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    per-fucking-fection
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    is one of the most amazing things...have ever read! HAS SOMEONE SUNG THIS AT SOME POINT?
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    WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?! I live under a rock even on tumblr, apparently.
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    just bringin this back for the finale folks lol remember when i wrote this right after night terrors, i think -sniff-...
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