imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
left is blushin cos she just finished workin out. right is blushin cos she has a crush on left ///
|—||Iain Banks, “The Bridge” (via sleepychick)|
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
"Old Woman Josie out near the car lot says the angels revealed themselves to her; said they were ten feet tall, radiant, and one of them was black; said they helped her with various household chores. One of them changed a light bulb for her, the porch light."